Out Of Touch

I've got 3 TVs, cable, and a satellite dish.

I have 3 phone lines in the house, a cell phone and one built in
the car, plus a pager.

I use 2 computers, 3 ISPs and a fax.

I subscribe to two daily papers and one weekly one.

I watch both the local and network news every evening.

And my kids have the nerve to tell me

I'm out of touch.

 ------ Todays Parents are out of touch...
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